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| FLASH-World Famous Bunneh Racer |
About da Bunneh-
Full Name: Flash Victoria SpeedBump Dale Bunnrnhart Gordon
Nick Names: Fluffy , Freckles, Huck A-hun of Burning Fuzzy Love (my Buny Buck Friend calls me that), Hausenpheffer, & Speedy Bunn Gonzalez
YEARS RACING ON THE CIRCUIT: 3 years Daytona : 2 Years Indianapolis Bunny Speedway..WINNER both years : Bunny 500! WINNER 15 times - Turtle and Hare Race---- Are you Kidding? WINNER!
PEDIGREE Father : Flash Gordon Wonder Bunn
Father: Dale Bunnhart
Mother : Angela Andretti
Favorite Color: Purple & Lime Green
Favorite Song: "Hoppin' All Over the World"
From Classic Bunny Tunes http://www.freewebs.com/bunnytunes/
Favorite Food: Carrots, Raisins, Graham Crackers, Cilantro, Parsley &Sprouts ; Fresh Mint. HEY! I couldn't decide!
COMMENTS: I have been a racing bunn all my life. All of my family are racers! I strive for Bunn Excellence and I admit I have a weakness for shiny gleaming trophies. May the Best Bunn Win... umm that will be me of course! HOO!
MOTTO: “You’re no bunny ‘till some bunny loves you”
My Owner &Trainer ; Tranier is : Hare
erTrain I accept BUT NoBunny Owns me!
@@@ I am a free range Bunneh-Oh Yeah@@@
~Please~
To schedule Personal Appearances, Book Signings, Charity Events, Photo Ops, New Nests Dedications and Pawtographs, Please contact my agent:
Hare (she is extremely slow but she is loyal )
Here is a description of my last race. I have since retired from racing .
I exist in a land called Second Life.
--Second Life In- World Race Owners and Trainers check the racing circle.
Hare kept offering racing tips and encouragement.
I finally told her to "Stiffle it!" I am a professional! I KNOW my business!
Everybunn was excited!
The golden gate was lifted and most everybunn hopped out.
First bunn to cross the red circle was the winner!
At first, I was stunned by all the lights and noise and was frozen in place (which is unusual for me. I am usually a rocket!)
Upon reflection, I think the cause of my problem was that I took a great interest in this Beautiful Chocolate Mini Rex Buck with deep brown eyes.
He was not in the race! I guess his owner brought him to see the excitement. He appeared very happy and he winked at me a couple of times and I winked back as any doe of good breeding would do.
A cheer wnet up from the crowd which bolted my attention back to the race . I quickly regained my concentration and turned my gaze from tthe pawsome buck and binky-ed high in the air.
I would have won too but a bunneh named Evil Eye must have put a hex or something on me. I was frozen again and lost the race.
I, of course, congratulated the winners because that is the sporting thing to do but I was clearly disappointed. I didn't linger after the race. I went to my trailer and closed the door.
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